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I haven't been able to install Photoshop or Illustrator for Unix from my disks for well over a decade. Maybe more like 15 years.

(Yes, it's comical because who expects 25+ year-old software to be supported, but on the other hand in 1993 there was a much lower proportion of workstations with an always-on Internet connection. So it seems even more egregious to me.)